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Are you tired of the FarmVille notifications that bother all your friends. It is like you are always playing FarmVille during the whole day (even if you don't) and it can be the most annoying thing for people who doesn't play FarmVille, so they will block your notifications or even delete you as a friend. So there's no reason to freak out, there's an easy way to FarmVille notifications from your account. It will require some time but once you got it, it is done: 1. Don't accept the offer from FarmVille to allow automatic acceptance of notifications: this is like saying to FarmVille, go and bother all my friends who don't play FarmVille. 2. Create a Facebook list: you can create a Facebook list just with your friends that play FarmVille. 3. Send notifications just to your FarmVille friends: once you get a Facebook list with all your neighbors from FarmVille, when FarmVille asks you if you want to share something say yes, later click on the lock next to th

I swear this is the trendiest bag ever. I'm desperately looking for this Anya Hindmarch "I'm Not A Plastic Bag" bag i'm in love with. Can anyone please tell me where I can buy it? Please don't tell me eBay. My arm is lonely without this bag.

A bus stops and two obviously Italian-type men get on. They seat themselves, and engage in animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores their conversation at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following: "Emma come first. Den I come. Two asses., they come together. I come again. Two asses, they come together again. I pee twice. Then I come once more." "You foul-mouthed wop swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country, we don't talk about our sex lives in public!" "Hey cool down lady," said the man. "I was only telling' my friend here how to spell Mississippi."