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Something Funny To Say On Facebook

1. Oh, the fat on my belly? Well that's just the protective covering for my rock hard abs. 2. The more you talk the more I realize why birth control was invented. 3. When life deals you a lemon... squeeze it in someones eye! You'll feel much better!! 4. Rather than cry me a river, I'd prefer you drown in one. 4. When life has got you down and you can't take any more you can away go to McDonalds and buy a Happy Meal. 5. thinks some people should pull their bottom lip up over their head and swallow :) 6. told her teddy bear all of her deep dark secrets. I miss him. Poor teddy, he knew too much. 7. I'm in shape. The last time i checked round is a shape. 8. Some say the glass is half empty, others say half full. I say are you gonna drink that? 9. Why wash dishes when you have dogs to lick them clean? 10. Remember, never do anything you'd hate to have to explain to Judge Judy. 11. says next time your parents give u sh*t 4 lying say 3 things, santa clause,