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Something Funny To Say On Facebook

1. Oh, the fat on my belly? Well that's just the protective covering for my rock hard abs. 2. The more you talk the more I realize why birth control was invented. 3. When life deals you a lemon... squeeze it in someones eye! You'll feel much better!! 4. Rather than cry me a river, I'd prefer you drown in one. 4. When life has got you down and you can't take any more you can away go to McDonalds and buy a Happy Meal. 5. thinks some people should pull their bottom lip up over their head and swallow :) 6. told her teddy bear all of her deep dark secrets. I miss him. Poor teddy, he knew too much. 7. I'm in shape. The last time i checked round is a shape. 8. Some say the glass is half empty, others say half full. I say are you gonna drink that? 9. Why wash dishes when you have dogs to lick them clean? 10. Remember, never do anything you'd hate to have to explain to Judge Judy. 11. says next time your parents give u sh*t 4 lying say 3 things, santa clause,

Funny Quotes For Facebook Status

1. I have a new theory on life...what other people think of me is truly none of my business! 2. is worried...I heard that nobody is perfect and now I am afraid that I don't exist!!! 3. says.. I'm not mean by nature, just PROVOKED! 4. I'm not mean, I just say what everyone else is thinking but are too afraid to say it themselves :) 5. ~~~Oooo What should I wear today halo and wings or horns and tail Mmmmmmm decisions decisions~~~ 6. I don't have an attitude problem, you have a problem with my attitude. That's your problem, not mine. 7. There's something about a bad boy that makes a good girl smile!!! 8. needs a warning label, but can't figure out what it should say. Please leave your suggestions below. 9. says when I'm good I'm really good, but when I'm bad I'm sensational 10. wonders what would you do if you were stuck in a lift with me for an hour!? Could this be a good/bad situation!? :) 11. This reading by smile you make to wante

Smiley Faces Facebook

Facebook symbols for status - Copy and paste to status. ❤ ❥ ●▂● .. ●︿● .. ●ω● .. ●﹏● .. ●▽● .. ●△● ٩(●̮̮̃•̃)۶ ٩(-̮̮̃-̃)۶ ٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ ٩(-̮̮̃•̃)۶ ٩(×̯×)۶ ¯\(°_o)/¯ ب_ب ◕ ‿ ◕ ✿◕‿◕✿ ❀◕‿◕❀ ❁◕‿◕❁ ✾◕‿◕✾ ♥‿♥ < • ♫♫♫*♥*♫♫♫• * ✿♥‿♥✿