Funny Quotes For Facebook Status

1. I have a new theory on life...what other people think of me is truly none of my business!
2. is worried...I heard that nobody is perfect and now I am afraid that I don't exist!!!
3. says.. I'm not mean by nature, just PROVOKED!
4. I'm not mean, I just say what everyone else is thinking but are too afraid to say it themselves :)
5. ~~~Oooo What should I wear today halo and wings or horns and tail Mmmmmmm decisions decisions~~~
6. I don't have an attitude problem, you have a problem with my attitude. That's your problem, not mine.
7. There's something about a bad boy that makes a good girl smile!!!
8. needs a warning label, but can't figure out what it should say. Please leave your suggestions below.
9. says when I'm good I'm really good, but when I'm bad I'm sensational
10. wonders what would you do if you were stuck in a lift with me for an hour!? Could this be a good/bad situation!? :)
11. This reading by smile you make to wanted I and person nice really a are you. Confused? NOW READ IT BACKWARDS.
12. I am allergic to normal!
13. is wondering if you saw me handcuffed in the back of a police car what would do you think I would have done to get there (please answer below)
14. I don't like fighting, so i sit quietly and let you think you are right. :)
15. asks why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?
16. we say what we want to say, and we mean the best, but people still hear what they want to hear, and disregard the rest ...
17. Fight for the things you love, and love the things worth fighting for.
18. has SOOOO many things to do today...housework...errands...shopping...Oooooooh look Facebook!
19. Has decided that Facebook now comes under the housework category.
20. If Facebook would have been our school: Quizzes, exams, uploading photos, videos, updating status our assignments, then we all would have been merit students. ;-}
21. Thank you Facebook, I can now farm without going outside, cook without being in my kitchen, feed fish I don't have & waste an entire day without having a life.
22. I have returned to my real life and will be gone from Facebook until I'm bored again. See you in an hour!
23. is on Facebook like it's my JOB!
24. if you open the laptop, immediately type in facebook.com, with no intention on going there in the first place--does that count as an addiction? o.O
25. is doing housework so far I've wiped the dust of the comp ooooohhhhhhhhhhh look Facebook.
26. Facebook - the procrastination destination!