Favorite Italian joke
A bus stops and two obviously Italian-type men get on. They seat
themselves, and engage in animated conversation. The lady sitting behind
them ignores their conversation at first, but her attention is galvanized when she
hears one of the men say the following:
"Emma come first. Den I come. Two asses., they come together.
I come again. Two asses, they come together again. I pee twice. Then I
come once more."
"You foul-mouthed wop swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In
this country, we don't talk about our sex lives in public!"
"Hey cool down lady," said the man. "I was only telling' my
friend here how to spell Mississippi."
themselves, and engage in animated conversation. The lady sitting behind
them ignores their conversation at first, but her attention is galvanized when she
hears one of the men say the following:
"Emma come first. Den I come. Two asses., they come together.
I come again. Two asses, they come together again. I pee twice. Then I
come once more."
"You foul-mouthed wop swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In
this country, we don't talk about our sex lives in public!"
"Hey cool down lady," said the man. "I was only telling' my
friend here how to spell Mississippi."
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